Reader's Digest has been collecting funny quotes and sayings since our first issue in 1922, we've pulled together some all-time classics. 1. "My advice to you is get married: If you find a good ...

Christmas is finally here! But if you're not in a festive mood just yet, this list of 100 funny Christmas quotes should give ...

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Vegas Vacation doesn't have many hilarious lines, but this is one of the best, and it's easily the most quotable from the ...

Johnny Carson The Christmas card is perhaps the best place to use the funny Christmas sayings you come up with or find. However, you can also use them online, as your Facebook status update ...

Because of the many fun candy heart sayings featured, gifting conversation hearts became a classic Valentine’s Day idea (despite the rest of the line being dropped). After Necco went out of ...

The Christmas carol is so popular that the phrase "holly jolly Christmas" is now one of many recognizable holiday phrases used for everything from greeting cards to holiday ads.