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Those eager for more adventures following the critically acclaimed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem will have to wait longer than expected. Paramount Pictures revealed yesterday evening ...

JUNO BEACH, Fla. — Florida wildlife officials are asking boaters to use extra caution around marine life. Doctors working on an injured sea turtle in Juno Beach had to try three different CT scan ...