Kristin Shaw is an automotive journalist based in Texas. Polaris’ RZR, of course, is the company’s best-selling side-by-side vehicle that’s both incredibly fast and awesomely nimble.

There's no cage, no fuel cell, no fire suppression, no anything. It's just a RZR Pro R Ultimate with a nice livery and a few small goodies. What's more, Polaris is hurting right now. It's sales ...